Phase One of Ontario’s Three-Phase Reopening Plan Starts Today Earlier this month, the government of Ontario imposed restrictions on the province in hopes of limiting transmission of COVID-19; those restrictions have been eased as of 12:01 AM this morning. COVID-19 January 31
The Shit Show on Parliament Hill On January 29, 2022, thousands of protestors converged on Parliament Hill. What began as a protest against mandating vaccines for truck drivers quickly turned into a protest against everything from vaccines to lockdowns to transgender people. COVID-19 January 30
Mormon Missionaries Brought COVID-19 to This Tiny Island Nation Kiribati was one of the last places without a COVID-19 outbreak until Mormon missionaries brought the virus to the island nation. COVID-19 January 29
After Disappearing for Several Hours Inside an Edmonton Police Station, Chris “Sky” Saccoccia Reappears Online It appears as though anti-vaxxer extremist Chris Saccoccia was held by the Edmonton Police, if even for only a few hours, yesterday afternoon. Anti-Vaxxers January 28
[CORRECTION] I Need To Correct One Thing I’ve Written About Roy Asselstine and Nicole Comber Oh, aren’t I merciful? Anti-Vaxxers January 27
A King of the Hill Reboot? Possibly, Maybe. Greg Daniels, co-creator of the popular FOX animated series King of the Hill, recently hinted at a potential reboot. Entertainment January 26
EXCLUSIVE: ON’s Ministry of Transportation Is Investigating One of Its Employees After Information Surfaced Linking Her to Prominent Peterborough Anti-Vaxxer The Platypus reached out to the Ministry of Transportation after learning one of its employees is affiliated with anti-vaxxer extremist and Peterborough resident Tyler Berry. Anti-Vaxxers January 25
“Hi, Can I Buy Your Child?” Texas Woman Arrested After Attempting To Buy Another Woman’s Child at Walmart Last week, a Texas woman was looking to purchase the one thing Walmart doesn’t sell: children. Law and Order January 25
Chris “Sky” Saccoccia, Anti-Vaxxer Extremist, Is Haemorrhaging Supporters and Alienating Anyone Dumb Enough To Stick Around Recently, you may have noticed a lack of articles about half-horse/half-man Chris Saccoccia. The reason is simple: He’s no longer that relevant in the anti-vaxxer movement. Anti-Vaxxers January 24
All Monkeys Accounted for Following Trailer Crash in Pennsylvania Pennsylvania was hours away from a “Planet of the Apes” scenario after monkeys escaped from a trailer following a crash. United States January 23
Oops! Vaccine Clinic in York Region Accidentally Administers Undiluted COVID-19 Vaccines, Equivalent to Six Shots. While getting their booster shots, multiple people were accidentally given the equivalent of six doses of the COVID-19 vaccine at Schomberg Medical Centre. COVID-19 January 22
Brampton Footlocker Manager Allegedly Recorded Himself Ejaculating Into Shoes Destined for the Sales Floor 6ixbuzz is reporting that Footlocker store manager, Dorian Kydd, 27, has uploaded a video of himself in which he appears to be completely nude in the store’s stockroom. Business January 21
Anti-Vaxxers Tyler Berry and Christine Massey Charged With Criminal Harassment and Intimidation of a Healthcare Professional In order to serve Dr. Piggott with some fake legal papers, the two pretended to be neighbours welcoming the doctor to the neighbourhood. Anti-Vaxxers January 21
Roy Asselstine, a Self-Proclaimed “Freedom Fighter” and Failed Restaurateur, Loves Posting Racist and Transphobic Messages on Social Media The “Hold Fast” group leader uses fringe social media platforms to post racist and transphobic messages online. Anti-Vaxxers January 20
Arrest Warrant Issued for Anti-Vaxxer Extremist Chris “Sky” Saccoccia The Edmonton Sun is reporting that there is an arrest warrant out for Chris Saccoccia after failing to appear for a December court date. Law and Order January 19
The Canadian National Exhibitions Returns for the First Time Since the Start of the COVID-19 Pandemic, but Safety Concerns Loom Canada August 15
Chris “Sky” Saccoccia Doesn’t Want You To Know That His Birthday Was a Disaster… So Here’s the Video! Anti-Vaxxers August 9
Should we attempt to reason with so-called freedom protestors or are they a lost cause? Polls July 23
