I didn’t go to school for math.
After putting the website into maintenance mode for most of the day, I have managed to significantly reduce the code needed to run the site, speeding up load times.
The site may still look a bit strange on tablets and mobile phones, I’ll be working on that next.
*The 28% claim was pulled out of my ass. I don’t have an exact measurement, but you should be able to notice faster loading times.