The Chicago White Sox (who I’m told are a baseball team) played the Chicago Cubs (who I’m told are another baseball team) at Wrigley Field last night.
However, it’s not the fact that Chicago has two professional baseball teams that is making the rounds online today.
After the White Sox jumped out to an early lead, scoring the most baskets or whatever, it apparently caused a bit of a ruckus between a couple of fans.
@mlb_fights let’s gooooo! Never a dull moment at the Crosstown pic.twitter.com/oeDULTSGZB
— L.T. (@BleacherBumTodd) May 4, 2022
A bystander really wanted one of the men to grab and twist the other’s penis. “Grab his dick and twist it” apparently refers to a meme from the late 2010s.
Security guards eventually break up the fight before any dicks could be twisted.
As of yet, it is unclear whether the fan who was concerned about his ride home needed an Uber or not.