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EXCLUSIVE (Probably): Chris “Sky” Saccoccia’s Ottawa Speech Leaks Online

Anti-vaxxer extremist Chris Saccoccia plans on making a speech tomorrow at the Ottawa "freedom protest" and it's going to be quite the spectacle. < ...

Jenny Spotted Riding Husband, Chris “Sky” Saccoccia, on a Beach in Cancun, Mexico

The vaccinated anti-vaxxer extremists were spotted on the sandy beaches of Cancun, Mexico.

Police Arrest Santa Claus, 1751, of the North Pole, on Suspicion of Burglarizing Several Metro Vancouver Pharmacies

A rash of pharmacy burglaries in the Vancouver area have been tied to back to North Police resident Santa Claus. The 1751-year-old has many aliases, including Father Christmas and Kris Kringle.

Vladislav Sobolev’s Sexy Charity Calendar Leaks Online!

The most influential anti-vaxxer in Canada (WAY more influential than Chris Saccoccia), Vladislav Sobolev, had his charity calendar leak online, and only The Platypus has the details. ...

Chris “Sky” Saccoccia, Anticipating Lockdowns Through 2022, Announces an LGBTQ Pride Clothing Line

Chris Saccoccia, the notorious anti-vaxxer extremist, has announced plans to launch a clothing line for ...

Build-a-Bear Announces a Special Edition Chris “Sky” Saccoccia Teddy Bear Collection

Build-A-Bear, the US retailer that sells teddy bears and other stuffed animals, has announced a special edition teddy bear collection to commemorate the anti-vaxxer storming of their West Edmonton Mall store.

Exclusive Photo of Chris Sky Posing for Pfizer Ad Campaign After Reaching Deal With the Pharmaceutical Company

Canada’s shortest and most annoying anti-vaxxer is now working for the enemy. After reaching a ten year exclusive deal with the pharmaceutical company Pfizer, Chris has decided that vaccines are awesome and everyone ...

Bed Bath & Beyoncé?

It was fate, maybe even destiny, child! Today, Beyoncé and Jay-Z have announced that they are now majority stakeholders of one of America's favourite retailers, Bed Bath & Beyond. ...

Burlington Man Wears Mask While Driving. What happens next is disturbing!

We’re living during some crazy times right now and this story tops even the craziest of crazy stories. Over the weekend an unidentified Burlington man found himself in a very scary situation after wearing a surgical ...

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