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NSFW: Chris “Jaws” Saccoccia Gets Into a Screaming Match With Toronto Rapper Why G and It’s Everything You Need Today [UPDATED]

Chris "Sky" Saccoccia, Canada's anti-vaxxer loser got into a screaming match with Toronto rapper Why G after Saccoccia's wife tagged the artist on Instagram. I was trying to figure out how to describe this clip but the ...

Uh, Oh! A Mole Managed To Get Their Hands on the Driver’s Licences of Queen Dildo’s Inner Circle

While Queen Dildo (Romana Didulo) is the self-proclaimed queen of the world, the woman is not great at protecting the identities of those close to her. This became obvious when a mole was sent the drivers' licences of ...

Spice Up Your Tweets With These Gifs Mocking Anti-Vaxxers

Do you like to make fun of grifters, thugs, and bigots? So do I. ...

Chris “Sky” Saccoccia Doesn’t Want You To Know That His Birthday Was a Disaster… So Here’s the Video!

Watching an anti-vaxxer con artist like Chris Saccoccia embarrass himself is definitely one of my top 100 favourite things. Aside from maybe embarrassing him myself.

Trouble in Hamburgerland? Allegations of Infidelity Swirl Around One of Peterborough’s Most Famous Couples.

You may have heard of Roy Asselstine and Nicole Comber if you follow the so-called freedom movement. The pair used to own the now defunct Peterburgers, a hamburger restaurant located in Peterborough.

The Overpriced Vanity Party for Chris Saccoccia Is Just Around the Corner, and Here Is a Sampling of the “Accommodations”

The 39th birthday party of Chris "Sky" Saccoccia is being used as a way to maintain what relevance he may have left in the freedom movement. It's also a great way to fleece his supporters out of a ton of cash. < ...

The Location of Chris “Sky” Saccoccia’s Super Secret Birthday Party Has Been Revealed, and It’s Pretty Much What You’d Expect

This weekend, are you looking to burn a few hundred dollars drinking overpriced booze served to you by questionable women? I have the perfect event for you! < ...

Canada’s Grifter, Chris “Sky” Saccoccia, Is Throwing Himself a $1,000 Per-Booth Super-Exclusive Birthday Party

Are you interested in attending the 39th birthday party of anti-vaxxer extremist Chris "Sky" Saccoccia this weekend? Be ready to transfer hundreds or even thousands of dollars to him via email money transfer.

Embracing Lies As Your Reality: A Conversation With Chris “Sky” Saccoccia, Canada’s Grifter

Having mostly ignored our notorious anti-vaxxer friend in 2022, I decided to pay him a visit; virtually, of course.

Due to a Lack of Demand, Canada Is Disposing of Over 13 Million Doses of the AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine

Over half of Canada's AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine doses will be thrown away after the government was unable to find anyone inside or outside the country willing to take them.

Those Boxes of Processed Crap at the Grocery Store Are About To Get New Warning Labels

Soon, Canadians will see more warnings on food packaging, telling us if a product contains too much sugar, salt, or saturated fat.

A Man Dressed in Horrible Old Lady Drag Threw Cake at the Mona Lisa

A man dressed in really bad old lady drag (think Mimi Imfurst) threw cake at the Mona Lisa to protest climate change in what has to be the most 2022 story imaginable.

Holy Shit! The “Freedumb” Grifters Are Turning on Each Other and I’m Here for the Drama.

What happens when a bunch of flamboyant "freedumb" clowns jostle for power over their movement? This delicious hour-long video.

I Condensed a Chris “Sky” Saccoccia Speech and It Makes About As Much Sense As the Original

Enjoy this sped up video of anti-vaxxer grifter Chris Saccoccia's idiotic ramblings.

A Pox on All Our Houses! It’s Official: The Monkeypox World Tour Is Underway.

Canada is facing a new viral threat in the form of monkeypox, because apparently two years of COVID-19 wasn't enough. sigh

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