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Photos and Videos Circulating On Social Media Show Anti-LGBTQ Congressman in “Compromising Positions” With Other Men
Drip, drip, drip. Madison Cawthorn goofed up, big time, and now he’s paying the price. A series of photos emerged last month of the 26-year-old Republican Representative with a glass of white wine in his hand, clad in women’s lingerie. Delicious. Cawthorn is pictured with a glazed look on his face while aboard a
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Child Brings Edibles to School and Makes 14 New Friends
Sharing is caring, but maybe don’t give your parents’ THC-infused candy away to your classmates? Algodones Elementary School in New Mexico found out late in the day that a student brought THC-infused edibles to school and shared them with 14 other classmates. Medics were able to evaluate all students involved in the incident and
Republican Bigots in Tennessee Forced To Amend Anti-LGBT Marriage Bill After It Opened Up the Door to Legalize Child Marriage
In Tennessee, a Republican bill designed to exclude same-sex couples from a new “straight marriage contract” accidentally opened the door to child marriage. Oops! HB0233 would allow straight couples to obtain a marriage contract, which are based on common law principles that have not been legally recognized in Tennessee. The contracts would not be
Science Teacher Sets Student on Fire During Failed Experiment
After a failed science experiment at her Texas middle school, police say a teacher is now under criminal investigation. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RECREATE ANYTHING YOU READ IN THIS ARTICLE! There, that should please the lawyers. The 37-year-old teacher resigned after she put hand sanitizer on a 12-year-old’s hands and lit them on fire
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BLM Leadership Called Out by Local Chapters After Purchasing $6M Mansion
Both supporters and critics are questioning the reported purchase of a $6M property in California by former Black Lives Matter leaders. You can read the original New York Magazine article here. According to the real estate listing, the 6,500 square foot home has 6 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, several fireplaces, a sound stage, a pool,
US Rep. Madison Cawthorn Accuses GOP Politicians of Throwing Cocaine-Fuelled Sex Orgies in DC
Republicans, many of whom supported the January 6th Insurrection, want Cawthorn punished for his naughty-naughty comments. Madison Cawthorn describes himself as a Christian and a constitutional conservative, which means he hates gays and abortion but loves forcing himself on college girls. ALLEGEDLY. Allegedly. While campaigning for Congress, several women accused the wheelchair-bound stud of sexually
Democrat Running for Office Gets Drunk, Accosts Kids, Denies Allegations, Then Blames Sleeping Rx
Abby Broyles, 32, a candidate for Oklahoma’s 5th Congressional District, allegedly became drunk during a sleepover party and berated tweens, parents say. On February 11, eight girls aged 12 to 13 attended a party at the home of a Deer Creek Public Schools parent. The homeowner, who is the mother of one of the
A 4-Year-Old in Louisiana Shoots Himself While His Mother Smokes Pot in the Front Seat of Her Car
Louisiana authorities said a 4-year-old boy accidentally shot himself in the head while his mother and a friend were smoking weed in the front seat of her car. Jarion Walker, 4, fatally shot himself in the head with a gun he found in his mother’s car on January 29, according to Jefferson Parish sheriff’s
All Monkeys Accounted for Following Trailer Crash in Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania was hours away from a “Planet of the Apes” scenario after monkeys escaped from a trailer following a crash. Crates containing approximately 100 monkeys were scattered across a state highway in Montour County, Pennsylvania on Friday after the trailer carrying them was involved in an accident. State troopers tweeted on Saturday night that
Marjorie Greene Booted From Twitter for Being a Goddamn Crazy Woman
Far-right Republican congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has been booted (sort of) from twitter for continuing to spread COVID-19 misinformation. Take one part trailer-trash, one part Nazi , mix in a splash of psychosis and a sprinkling of high school dropout, bake at 350 ºF for four hours and you’ve got Marjorie Greene. The Qanon congresswoman
“Florida Man” Wears a Lace Thong on His Face To Protest Mask Mandates
Florida man, Adam Jenne, was banned from flying with United Airlines after he swapped his surgical mask for a pair of red lace panties in protest of the United State’s federal mask mandate. Adam Jenne, of Cape Coral, Florida, told a local NBC affiliate that his little panty stunt got him kicked off a
US Coast Guard Pulls Woman From Car Submerged at the Edge of Niagara Falls
A US Coast Guard helicopter was tasked with rescuing the female driver of a vehicle that nearly went over Niagara Falls Wednesday afternoon. At around 11:50 AM, witnesses called 911, reporting that they saw a vehicle enter the water on the American side of the falls. The vehicle, a compact car, was mostly submerged
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