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Accused Sex-Trafficker and Congressman Matt Gaetz Targets Teen Female Activist’s Appearance

Republican congressman Matt Gaetz, who is alleged to have trafficked an underage girl, is under fire for his misogynistic remarks at a right-wing convention this weekend.

Ivana Trump Unexpectedly Passes Away; Donald Trump Begins Fundraising Immediately

On Thursday, police confirmed that Ivana Trump had been found dead on the stairs inside her apartment. Foul play was not suspected.

I’m Sorry, but My God Forbids You To Use Those Condoms!

It first started with refusing to fill prescriptions for the so-called "morning-after pill". Now the religious-right want to deny you access to condoms.

The Last Name Giuliani Wasn’t Enough To Win This Race

Although Andrew Giuliani had the name recognition, it wasn't enough to help the son of "America's Mayor" become the Republican nominee for governor of New York.

The Site of One of America’s Deadliest School Shootings Will Be Demolished, According to Mayor

Teachers and students will not have to return to the building where 19 children and two adults were murdered by a mass shooter.

US President Joe Biden Takes a Tumble in Delaware

While on a bike ride with the First Lady, Joe Biden took a bit of a dive this morning in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, startling a crowd nearby. He didn't appear to have any injuries. < ...

Photos and Videos Circulating On Social Media Show Anti-LGBTQ Congressman in “Compromising Positions” With Other Men

Drip, drip, drip. Madison Cawthorn goofed up, big time, and now he's paying the price.

Child Brings Edibles to School and Makes 14 New Friends

Sharing is caring, but maybe don't give your parents' THC-infused candy away to your classmates?

Republican Bigots in Tennessee Forced To Amend Anti-LGBT Marriage Bill After It Opened Up the Door to Legalize Child Marriage

In Tennessee, a Republican bill designed to exclude same-sex couples from a new "straight marriage contract" accidentally opened the door to child marriage. Oops!

Science Teacher Sets Student on Fire During Failed Experiment

After a failed science experiment at her Texas middle school, police say a teacher is now under criminal investigation.

BLM Leadership Called Out by Local Chapters After Purchasing $6M Mansion

Both supporters and critics are questioning the reported purchase of a $6M property in California by former Black Lives Matter leaders.

US Rep. Madison Cawthorn Accuses GOP Politicians of Throwing Cocaine-Fuelled Sex Orgies in DC

Republicans, many of whom supported the January 6th Insurrection, want Cawthorn punished for his naughty-naughty comments. ...

Little Man Has Big Freakout After Walmart Loses His Emails and Photos

A man claiming to be a Cavalry Scout in the United States Army has a vulgarity-laced meltdown in the middle of Walmart.

Democrat Running for Office Gets Drunk, Accosts Kids, Denies Allegations, Then Blames Sleeping Rx

Abby Broyles, 32, a candidate for Oklahoma's 5th Congressional District, allegedly became drunk during a sleepover party and berated tweens, parents say.

A 4-Year-Old in Louisiana Shoots Himself While His Mother Smokes Pot in the Front Seat of Her Car

Louisiana authorities said a 4-year-old boy accidentally shot himself in the head while his mother and a friend were smoking weed in the front seat of her car.

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